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Self Contained
Making friends, working hard, and actively pursuing personal goals.
Mon Apr 8 2002 3:28pm
 
The Christmas Time Suicide Balloon
CONSUMER ALERT: Are our Christmas Time Suicide Balloons safe?
Fri Dec 14 2001 2:24pm
Nobody Came To My Winter Solstice Party
I'm not accusing anyone, just asking why and what gives.
Mon Nov 5 2001 9:49pm
Rhapsody In Yellow
Weather supercenter forecast: clear skies with light patches of severe thunderstorms.
Tue Oct 30 2001 10:00am
The Chinese Sticks
For my first trick, I must ask for nothing less than complete silence.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:39am
There's A Girl I Like
Prayer thoughts for high school boys of dating age.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:34am
 
Manage Your Web Dollars!
Understanding Cyberspace presents a rotating panel of tech leaders and industry professionals.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
Banana Peel Snarls Southbound Lanes
The first victim was a 21 year old perfume and fragrance retailer.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
You Sure Are Stupid
A collection of found photographs with accompanying poignant sentiment.
Mon Oct 22 2001 12:26am
Crashing and Burning
Yes! We have recommendations for you in tech support jokes, abortion gags, and toilet humor.
Sun Oct 21 2001 1:37am
The Javascript Doctor
I'm back, refreshed - and ready to tackle your questions! Won't you open your hearts and let me in?
Thu Oct 18 2001 11:22pm
 
 
WARNING: BONERS LOOSE IN THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT
I GOT SKILLZ splatterbuttz
Sat 10.09.2001 23:06 [posts: 45]

okay - i called the gal behind the photo developing counter at walgreens.

it turns out they were hiring and yours truly got a job. today was my first day. I just push the film through the developing machine.

the cool thing is: if there are fucked up photos, i get the negatives. i can take them home or make copies for whatever reason.

there's a shredding device near the trash can, and you're supposed to throw out all mistakes, but......... eh.

splatterbuttz
Sun 11.09.2001 21:01 [posts: 46]
balloonguy.jpg
check out this idiot balloon freak.

HEY LOOK AT ME!!

ANYONE WHO GAZES UPON THIS BALLOON IS AUTOMATICALLY MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!!

SIR? CAN YOU PLEASE CRANE YOUR NECK A FRACTION OF A DEGREE AND LOOK OVER YONDER?
duhhhhh.jpg splatterbuttz
Mon 12.09.2001 23:50 [posts: 47]

this one was a bitch who gave me grief.

Q: why did the acoustic folk musicians get evicted from their studio space?

A: BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO LAZY TO LEARN HTML.

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