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Self Contained
Making friends, working hard, and actively pursuing personal goals.
Mon Apr 8 2002 3:28pm
 
The Christmas Time Suicide Balloon
CONSUMER ALERT: Are our Christmas Time Suicide Balloons safe?
Fri Dec 14 2001 2:24pm
Nobody Came To My Winter Solstice Party
I'm not accusing anyone, just asking why and what gives.
Mon Nov 5 2001 9:49pm
Rhapsody In Yellow
Weather supercenter forecast: clear skies with light patches of severe thunderstorms.
Tue Oct 30 2001 10:00am
The Chinese Sticks
For my first trick, I must ask for nothing less than complete silence.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:39am
There's A Girl I Like
Prayer thoughts for high school boys of dating age.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:34am
 
Manage Your Web Dollars!
Understanding Cyberspace presents a rotating panel of tech leaders and industry professionals.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
Banana Peel Snarls Southbound Lanes
The first victim was a 21 year old perfume and fragrance retailer.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
You Sure Are Stupid
A collection of found photographs with accompanying poignant sentiment.
Mon Oct 22 2001 12:26am
Crashing and Burning
Yes! We have recommendations for you in tech support jokes, abortion gags, and toilet humor.
Sun Oct 21 2001 1:37am
The Javascript Doctor
I'm back, refreshed - and ready to tackle your questions! Won't you open your hearts and let me in?
Thu Oct 18 2001 11:22pm
 
 
WARNING: BONERS LOOSE IN THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT
Author Subject:   WELCOME BACK

Posts: 3
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:15 PM
       


Q: What's BROWN and SOLVES MYSTERIES?

A: SCOOBY'S DOO

Posts: 78,318
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:16 PM
       


Sir,

What exactly is your problem? Can you please give other people a chance to speak? I am the MODERATOR of this group. I can obviously see your IP address, I know exactly where you're posting from.

I am seriously considering reporting you to your ISP, and quoting the full content of each of your obscene posts.



Posts: 4
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:17 PM
       


Q: What's BROWN and SITS ON A PIANO BENCH?

A: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT

Posts: 78,319
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:18 PM
       


Dear ASSHOLE:

This is your LAST WARNING.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You are HOGGING BANDWIDTH and wasting disk space. I will soon be writing a program that performs domain-name checking so I can block your machine.

AND GUESS WHAT??? I'LL BE USING JAVASCRIPT.

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