HOLY SHIT, look at
All those presents! How many girlfriends
does a person need? I wonder if they're real girlfriends
or just escorts he's grown friendly with over the
course of his life. I wish I had that situation
going on. I could if I applied myself. Although
I should save my money, not spend it all.
All these PEOPLE taking up valuable chairs. Does
everyone have the weekend off? Do they ALL
work nine to five, Monday to Friday?
Can't you folks go to the beach? Or HIKING or HANG-GLIDING
or some other idiotic extreme sport that gets you
killed so I can sit down?
WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO BE DOING
WHAT I WANT TO BE DOING??