I'm screwed. I can retrace my steps if you want but
that won't do much good since I first noticed it missing
two weeks ago.
Yes, it has taken me a long time to deal with this
urgent situation. Don't bug me about it. I thought
maybe it was just a "phase" my ATM card
was going through but no, it's lost. It's gone.
Every time I step
outside, it's impossible not to imagine
all the horrible, embarrassing things I could do to
get myself in trouble.
I could pull my pants down right now and my
entire career as an independent content provider would
These people look like they have their shit
together, but underneath I'm sure hundreds of dark,
horrible family secrets are waiting to burst forth.
at that guy!
All those presents! How many
girlfriends does a person need? I wonder if they're
real girlfriends or just escorts he's grown friendly
with over the course of his life. I wish I had that
situation going on. I could if I applied myself.
Although I should save my money, not spend it all.
All these PEOPLE taking up valuable chairs. Does everyone
have the weekend off? Do they ALL work nine to five,
Monday to Friday?
WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO DOING WHAT I WANT TO BE DOING??
They just sit there and goof off
and drink and do nothing. Where does their
money come from?
How come it's me who has to fucking stress
out all the time and they get to live out the duration
of their lives in relative comfort? WHAT'S UP WITH
And they're all drinking the same coffee from
the same paper cups wrapped in the same
If only my company would make java jackets.
THAT'S how to get our message delivered to people.
Real people, with real e-commerce needs.