Anyway, I'm screwed. I can retrace my steps if you want but that won't do much good since I first noticed it missing two weeks ago. Yes, it has taken me a long time to deal with this urgent situation. Don't bug me about it. I thought maybe it was just a "phase" my ATM card was going through but no, it's lost. It's gone.
Every time I step outside, it's impossible not to imagine all the horrible, embarrassing things I could do to get myself in trouble. I could pull my pants down right now and my entire career as an independent content provider would be over.
These people look like they have their shit together, but underneath I'm sure hundreds of dark, horrible family secrets are waiting to burst forth.
HOLY SHIT, look at that guy!
All those presents! How many girlfriends does a person need? I wonder if they're real girlfriends or just escorts he's grown friendly with over the course of his life. I wish I had that situation going on. I could if I applied myself. Although I should save my money, not spend it all.
*SIGH* All these PEOPLE taking up valuable chairs. Does everyone have the weekend off? Do they ALL work nine to five, Monday to Friday? WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO DOING WHAT I WANT TO BE DOING?? They just sit there and goof off and drink and do nothing. Where does their money come from? How come it's me who has to fucking stress out all the time and they get to live out the duration of their lives in relative comfort? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? And they're all drinking the same coffee from the same paper cups wrapped in the same cardboard holders. If only my company would make java jackets. THAT'S how to get our message delivered to people. Real people, with real e-commerce needs.