He lifted the banana peel up from the pavement and carried it across the street to a nearby green-friendly trash can!

Delighted onlookers began to applaud and cheer!
Then, an oncoming car struck him down and broke every bone in his body.

Even the driver was unable to avoid the banana peel.
Rush-hour traffic slipped and careened out of control, plowing into crowds and smashing through shop windows.

“Everything was skidding around like hockey players on a frozen lake,” one witness volunteered.
Exacerbating an already unthinkable tragedy, the street itself was in fact an actual frozen lake!
Heavier vehicles cracked through the ice and sank.

Dozens were drowned in frigid, cloudy waters.

It is unclear what became of the banana peel.
i like banana bread but that's about it! REMEMBER AALIYAH
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i laughed and laughed until i closed the browser window and forgot about this place