Author Subject:   WELCOME BACK

Posts: 3		 posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:15 PM
        

Q: What's BROWN and SOLVES MYSTERIES?

A: SCOOBY'S DOO

Posts: 78,318		 posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:16 PM
        

Sir,

What exactly is your problem? Can you please give other people a chance to speak? I am the MODERATOR of this group. I can obviously see your IP address, I know exactly where you're posting from.

I am seriously considering reporting you to your ISP, and quoting the full content of each of your obscene posts.

Posts: 4		 posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:17 PM
        

Q: What's BROWN and SITS ON A PIANO BENCH?

A: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT

Posts: 78,319		 posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:18 PM
        

Dear ASSHOLE:

This is your LAST WARNING.
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You are HOGGING BANDWIDTH and wasting disk space. I will soon be writing a program that performs domain-name checking so I can block your machine.

AND GUESS WHAT??? I'LL BE USING JAVASCRIPT.