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Self Contained
Making friends, working hard, and actively pursuing personal goals.
Mon Apr 8 2002 3:28pm
 
The Christmas Time Suicide Balloon
CONSUMER ALERT: Are our Christmas Time Suicide Balloons safe?
Fri Dec 14 2001 2:24pm
Nobody Came To My Winter Solstice Party
I'm not accusing anyone, just asking why and what gives.
Mon Nov 5 2001 9:49pm
Rhapsody In Yellow
Weather supercenter forecast: clear skies with light patches of severe thunderstorms.
Tue Oct 30 2001 10:00am
The Chinese Sticks
For my first trick, I must ask for nothing less than complete silence.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:39am
There's A Girl I Like
Prayer thoughts for high school boys of dating age.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:34am
 
Manage Your Web Dollars!
Understanding Cyberspace presents a rotating panel of tech leaders and industry professionals.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
Banana Peel Snarls Southbound Lanes
The first victim was a 21 year old perfume and fragrance retailer.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
You Sure Are Stupid
A collection of found photographs with accompanying poignant sentiment.
Mon Oct 22 2001 12:26am
Crashing and Burning
Yes! We have recommendations for you in tech support jokes, abortion gags, and toilet humor.
Sun Oct 21 2001 1:37am
The Javascript Doctor
I'm back, refreshed - and ready to tackle your questions! Won't you open your hearts and let me in?
Thu Oct 18 2001 11:22pm
 
 
WARNING: BONERS LOOSE IN THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT
As they celebrate the birth of Christ by matching beats, throwing each other watered down gang-related signs, generally wording it up & obeying their thirst & what have you, we in the audience begin to notice - hey wait a minute - their feet are leaving the ground!
I suppose the implied understanding here is that young adults have more going on inside their heads than meets the eye. In no short order, these individuals are lifted up and away, presumably toward asphyxiation and death.
All the while, each manages to carry on as part of a supportive, close-knit, racially diverse community: mixing and mingling without self-consciousness or undue complication. How delightful for everyone involved!
Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't that be the perfect end to an all-night E experience with your friends? To run out of air. To fall asleep and die and be dead first thing in the morning. Particularly if you ingested anything cut with strychnine, which from what I'm told can result in all-day jitters back at the office.
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