Perhaps they're never seen again. Or perhaps heat from the sun allows the balloons to remain aloft for years and years! Their lifeless forms could dangle above us forever, offering the world unassailable evidence of an intriguing, contemporary, relevant product which truly delivers.
The other spot portraying businessmen in smart suits & ties, bored of their wives and office jobs was similarly effective. Yes, it looked a bit like everything else out there, but that's not the thrust of this correspondence.
May I marvel for just a moment at the cumbersome, expensive cylinder of helium I was forced to purchase in addition to the balloon?
VERY ANNOYING.

Why was I foolish enough to assume the required gases might be included? Where do you people get off forcing me to locate a vendor?

Lifting someone off the ground requires a large amount of helium, as it turns out - much more than I think you folks let on. The whole process made me feel fat.

I might have rented the tank had I known I'd be around long enough to return it.
As I left the store, the clerk was all:

"THROWIN' A BIG PARTY? HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR????"

Obviously not, but how am I supposed to answer a question like that? I offered no real response that I can remember.